Bontempi Pusher Exposed

Apparently, Hashim Thaci, Kosova's prime minister has been dealing in organs and drugs.

I think the authorities need to interview Keith Emerson!

Awayday to Avalon

Winter Wonderland Woe

Yes, it's a Stolen Snowman

Contains the quote:

"It ain't a nice road but you don't expect someone to nick your snowman."

Hygiene Warning

Forget Wikileaks: I can reveal that that new guy in HR, you know, the lanky streak of piss with the wayward hair, well, I can reveal that he was in the lavvy having a dump, and then came out and left WITHOUT WASHING HIS HANDS: Dirty Bastard!

Hopefully, I'll not be introduced to him, and will therefore avoid the embarrassment of refusing to shake hands.

And whilst I'm talking about Wikileaks: where does this leave the conspiracy theorists? Surely, the controlling state will have stopped this? Or is Wikileaks a hoax set up by the hegemony to make us believe that they are not omnipotent? Or did it never happen at all, like the moon landings?