Thursday, August 31, 2006

Terror in the Skies

I think this story from the BBC is only telling half the truth:Pilot in Toilet Farce as I imagine the co-pilot was playing a little TOO safe on the security front.

Scenario:
Pilot returns from lavatory: Thump Thump, "OK Bruce, you get let me back in now!"
Co-Pilot: "Err, How do I know it's you?"
Pilot: "Stop being an asshole you fuckwit and open this door: I have a plane to land!"
Co-Pilot: "Yeh, but, like I say, how do I know it's you?"

And talk about Terror in the Skies: how did the passengers feel as the crew had to break the door open to the cockpit prior to landing?
And how did they feel about flying in The Bombadier?

I think we need answers.

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