Well, that is according to the Archbishop of Trinidad & Tobago, who wants the queen of pop BANNED before he can cause an outbreak of bum-banditry amongst the islanders. Here
The Archbishop is showing a level of tolerance only equalled by English football fans back in the eighties.
Elton spent many a game, sat amongst the dignitaries, whilst supporting his beloved Watford, having to endure the opposition's fans chant of :
Don't Bend Down,
When Eltons Around,
Or You'll Get A Penis Up Your Bum!
(to the tune of My Old Man).
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