It seems that there is an apparent disappearance of Bees world-wide, with the environmental lobby predictably blaming mobile phone technology.
If only they knew!
I know where they are. THEY'RE REGROUPING!
Oh yes, they'll be back EN MASSE, with their psycho friends the hornets and their stupid skinhead cousins the wasps.
And what are we doing about it? Softened by luxury, we're too busy getting brain-washed by our spoon-fed consumer culture to care.
Just you wait.
You'll get more honey, mummy.
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