Was it not Pere Ubu that said "You don't need a cure; You need a fiscal solution"?
Well, the inland revenue have found a way of warding off the pigeon threat by taxing those in thrall to the flying wizards of satan, namely, the pigeon racing fraternity.
Apparently, pigeon racing is not a sport!
But not if they get The Queen on their side; she's already got Prince Harry on the job of killing their natural predators, the hen harriers. Mind you, look how pigeon-biased Daily Mail buried the news in this trite!.
Forget the Diana inquiry: what about the pigeons?
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