London On The Precipice Of Humiliation

Unbelievably, the polls indicate that idiotic candidate Boris Johnson, (seen here walking a three legged dog) is edging it in the Mayoral race.

If the suburbs vote the fool in, then London, and the UK itself, will lose any supposed moral superiority over those ex-colonials across the Atlantic who elected in Bush (twice).

Imagine Johnson reacting to the next terrorist outrage? "I say, rum do, don'cha say, what, what? Excuse me, I ASKED FOR CANAPES!"

The fact that this twit is the only alternative to Ken is a damning indictment of our political system in the capital.

To hell in a handcart, that's where we're heading.

This is the Olympics all over again.