My work's intranet site is advertising the services of a
"Mobile False Eyelashes Technician"
I'm not sure what mobile false eyelashes do exactly, but I imagine that a technician would be essential to keep them under control.
Or maybe some shady character was stopped and asked what they do for a living, and they just shouted out the first four words that came into their head?
Next thing you know, someone in comms has said "that sounds exciting; let's run a feature!"
Sometimes, a sit com writes itself.
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