OK, so Zinedine's issued a qualified apology for the head-butt, but has not disclosed what Materazzi said.
Lip readers are daggers-drawn about what passed between them, so I think I'm going to have to clear this up for once and for all:
They grapple, Materazzi is a little too rough.
ZZ: "You wait 'til I get you home"
M: "I'm not coming home"
ZZ: "What do you mean? I've bought Tiramasou!"
They begin to walk forward.
M: "No, I won't be coming home again. I've met someone else; he's an interior designer. He's going to teach me pilates."
ZZ: "You cheap slut"
Zidane begins to walk away.
M (piqued): "I never lost that sweater you bought me for Christmas. I lied: I BURNT IT, it was horrible. I HATED IT!"
Zidane stops, turns, OVER-REACTS.
The rest, as they say, is history.
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