So the trigger happy copper who blasted the innocent Jean Charles de Menezes on London's tube has killed again.
In an exclusive interview, our modern day Wyatt Earp spoke briefly to the Shoebox. "I don't know what it is" he told us "but when I see an unarmed man, a red mist descends and I just start blasting away like a crazy feller! I'm not sure if it's the noise, or the smell of cordite I like the most"
Our sources inside the Metropolitan Police inform us that PC "Six-Gun" should have been decommissioned following the tube incident, but no-one wants to be the one to tell him.
"He's ARMED for fuck's sake" confided a colleague.
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