Re: yesterday's exclusive.
I am able to confirm that the underpants were Man underpants.
Furthermore, there was a development this morning when the Pants/Condoms deviant called in and actually asked if he could come in to collect some "personal effects" that he'd left behind.
His request was steadfastly refused, and he was advised to STAY AWAY!
I can confirm there is considerable doubt as to whether anyone will ever actually remove the Pants/Condoms from the sordid drawer, or even if the drawer will ever be opened again. One suspects that the entire cabinet will have to be removed under the cover of night and "disposed of" discretely, probably by incineration.
I suspect, but can't confirm, that the authority probably has a budget for that kind of thing.
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