And so the Tory press have unearthed another outrage indicating the state of national decline in the form of modern education, after a disgruntled school pupil scribbled an obscenity on an exam paper and got a mark for it!.

My favourite bit of the BBC account is:

The pupil is reported to have written "fuck off", and would have had another mark for adding an exclamation point.

What sort of moron omits to put at least three exclamation marks after FUCK OFF!!!