37 Years On: Village Still Silent

It's been almost four decades now, yet the residents of Wolvercote are still unable, or unwilling, to talk about the events that occurred on the day of the 1971 Village Carnival, or indeed of the fate of the 1971 Carnival Queen.

However, one villager, an elderly inebriate and possibly unreliable, told us:

"If you know what's good for you you'll stop askin' them questions, and whatever you do, don't cross that Kathleen Fitzgerald!

Our reporter then found a potato jammed into the exhaust pipe of the Shoebox van.

The mystery continues.