Therefore, the Shoebox, having studied the very same internet, is now able to bring you the most accurate predictions possible following the result of the American Election.
OK, Brace yourselves: the Shoebox predicts the following once that Barny Obamarama gets his communist/terrorist hands on power:
The White House to be painted Red.
Tax rate set at 99%.
School day to begin with children singing "The Internationale" whilst the American Flag is burned.
Congress to be suspended and Capital Hill to become the world's largest mosque.
The Self-Employed, (and that includes Joe the Plumber) to be interned in Oregan concentration camps.
Right to Bear Arms rescinded, with weapons confiscated from the cold dead hands of patriots.
Immigration quotas to be abandoned.
Texas, California and New Mexico surrendered to Mexico with compensation to the Mexican Government!
Disneyland to be invaded and colonised, with Fidel Castro declared President for Life.
O.J Simpson, Osama Bin Laden and the Unabomber guy to be pardoned and given prominence in the new Cabinet.
Terrorism legalised.
Apple Pie banned.
Fox News to fact-check.
Oh, yeh, and that's just the start.
Come back in six months and tell me I'm not wrong!*
*Obviously, if any, or all, of these predictions prove to be untrue, the Shoebox reserves the right to declare that this is not so, and that the failure of any, or all, of these events to actually happen are merely a deception on the part of the powermongers, and EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO BELIEVE!
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