When I heard that Ebbfleet in Kent was about to get a monumental White Horse, I assumed that they were building, like, a really giant pub.
Apparently not, just a colossal equine statue to welcome foreigners to the country as they arrive on Eurostar. It hasn't been announced whether it is to be a mare or a stallion, or whether, if the latter, whether it is to have a lifelike enormous penis falling and rising during the day like some kind of obscene meteorological gauge. An opportunity missed I'd say.
Meanwhile, elsewhere, Professor Nutt claims that the taking of ecstasy is no more than Horseriding! He is reticent however, on how the odds may shorten if riding the said horse whilst taking ecstasy.
Like the penis weather vane, I think we have a right to know!
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