Well you have to feel sorry for the lucky country.
Previously it was a plague of boat people bobbing up around their shores.
Now, according to the BBC
"Recent heavy rainfall in parts of Queensland has prompted large numbers of marsupials to flock to the newly green countryside."
Yes, the farmers are overrun by Kangaroos. They open their curtains in the morning and their pastures have taken on the appearance of a vast trampoline.
Disturbingly, the situation has been exacerbated:
"It is not only wet weather that has boosted marsupial numbers but also Russia's suspension of kangaroo meat imports earlier this year because of hygiene concerns"
Hygiene? What are the Ruskies doing eating Kangaroos anyway?
No-one's going to tell ME old Skippy is UNHYGENIC?
"What's that Skippy?; Destroy all humans? Oh no, Skippy, not YOU as well!"
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