Supermarket Blitz

Hey, guess what? Yes, the United States has voiced its disapproval over the Israeli actions in Lebanon. Like DUH!

Basically, we all know that the White House agreed the Israelis a week's grace to do as they like, before Condo Rice shows up playing the part of the good guy.

It's like a form of Supermarket Sweep, where the lucky winner gets one minute to scour the store to grab as much they can; only in this version Israel waved away the trolley in favour of a sledgehammer, as they set about wasting the electricity junction boxes; freezers and cash tills before pissing over the meat counter and stamping on the fruit, then hastily grabbing a couple of bottles of Johnny Walker, declaring "this is what we came in for!" just as Condoleeeza Rice blows the whistle: whereon the underpaid Saturday girl is informed that she has to work late to clean up after them.

And wait until the Americans find out that Hizbullah* are still there! They're going to be SO pissed off! "Jesus, you guys; what have you been DOING in there?!"

*Yes, there's a spelling war. I'm sticking with the Guardian's choice, but I suspect that the BBC's Hezbollah is going to win the day. Maybe they're different branches of the same gang. Maybe they should take each other on to sort this spelling business out for once and for all.