Yes, the war on terror took an unsavoury turn when a farting passenger gassed a flight out of the sky over America.
Apparently there was a blue flash, and everybody began screaming.
Look out for a new round of questioning at the check-in counter.
"What did you have for dinner last night?"
"Have you been for a No. 2 this morning?"
"Have you recently consumed large amounts of lager?"
"Was that you?"
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