Monday, December 11, 2006

Walk On The Wild Side

I don't know what's going on south of the river, but it appears that the Bishop of Southwark has elected to do a Kevin Spacey and retract his mugging claim in the light of events.

Spacey got into a spot of bother in Archbishop's Park in Lambeth, land belonging to the Archibishop of Cantebury (who was not involved, however). The Bishop of Southwork appears to have come a cropper following a night 'round at the Irish Embassy.

The BBC has this account of the Drunken Bishop's escapade in the back of a car.

Meanwhile, the Guardian reports that the Bishop appeared without his Mitre at his Sunday Service, claiming the head injury prevented his wearing the headgear.

So what did the Bishop do with, or — heaven forbid — IN his mitre that rendered it unwearable?

Where is The News of the World when you need it?

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