Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Ulster Says No! To The Environment


Now you may not believe it, but Orangemen of Northern Ireland are going to set fire to this lot as a demonstration of their hatred of Catholicism, or ostensibly, in celebration of the Battle of the Boyne on July 12th.

Some of the saner residents adjacent to this eco-armaggedon are showing concern.

Yes, it appears that having been told to stop fighting with the Catholics, the Protestants of Ballycraigy have decided to declare war on the earth's atmosphere, and it looks like the local authority can do nothing about it.

One local Unionist leader reassured us that they would "to try and ensure the number of tyres on the bonfire is as little as possible". Thank the Lord for that: can you imagine what this thing would look like had they not taken precautions!

So, if you're on the moon tomorrow, you'll clearly be able to see the cloud from there. Let's face, for anyone closer, it's ALL they'll see!

Photos: Daily Mail

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