OK; this is the future of the fat-free fast food outlet:
To get to the counter, customers will encounter a moving pavement, like that at an airport; only this will be working against the flow, forcing them to run to up to the attendant, and then to hold a steady jog in order to maintain their position whilst ordering their meal.
On receiving the order, (wrapped in a lettuce leaf) they will sit on exercise bicycles and consume the meal whilst pedalling, and thus generating the energy with which the premises is powered.
And, yes, those fries were made from potatoes fertilized by the compost collected from the washrooms!
Get used to it, it will come.
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