Thursday, September 06, 2007

Nessum Dorma?

And so the task of supporting the coffin of super-heavyweight tenor Luciano Pavrotti has to be undertaken.

The Shoebox has heard that the Italian authorities have resorted to selecting the unlucky few by imposing the draft.

"It's the fairest way to do it", commented Modena haulage consultant Enzo Terminado, "somebody has to carry the coffin, and let's face it: no-one wants to see a fork-lift at a funeral!"

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