When Celebrities Attack

On the day that Steven Gerrard and Amy Winehouse's money has ensured their freedom from prosecution, after allegedly attacking members of the civilian population, it was nice to see that the South Park self-defence plea is still valid in the English courts.

Stevie Gerrard: "Eh Pal, Gimme the remote willya?!"

Marcus McGee: "No!:"

Stevie Gerrard: "OH MY GOD: IT'S COMING STRAIGHT AT US!!!"

Marcus McGee: "OOF!!: