The Boat Project

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Odour Latest

Just thought I'd pop out of retirement to mention that the kitchen on our floor at work smells like an unregulated cheese shop. And increasingly so.

Apparently "someone is looking into it".

Stay posted.

I genuinely believe that this is better than the original. Hearing this as a youth led me into the avant garde from which I have never returned.

Cease And Desist

It appears that those Klanophiles at Anfield have finally received a wake up call, underlining who cracks the whip in the football circus these days.

Manager Dalglish may have felt safe in supporting Suarez's crass refusal to shake Evra's hand at Old Trafford, but he seems to have thought again.

Dalglish, who has always held a deep resentment towards Alex Ferguson, which goes back long before the Man Utd's manager's collossal success, has always been inclined to act to the contrary of Sir Alex's wishes. Hence the stupidity which has lead the former Liverpool great into racist ignomy.

However, it appears that the Americans who OWN HIS ASS have decided that the brand has been damaged and have sent the lawyers in with the clause in his contract which states how bringing the club into disrepute will lead to cessation of contract without compensation prior to a painful lawsuit where the shareholders sue for consequential and inconsequential damages which will skin Kenny alive. Ditto Suarez.

Yes, it's the "apologise, or lose all your money".

Subsequently, both have agreed that they are no longer willing to stand on principle on moral grounds.

Ouch.

Fag Mountain

No, I'm not referring to some Caliguan scene back at Studio 54.

Rather, I bring you an image from London's Kings Cross, and British Ingenuity at its best.

Namely, the climate-provided cigarette extinguisher/disposer.

Basically, when the thaw comes, the snow vanishes, taking the butts with it!

Simples.