The champagne corks flew at London Mayor headquarters tonight, as they discovered that the Conservatives had decided not to contend the next Mayoral election, deciding to run Idiot Boris Johnson instead.
Viewers oversees may need to know that Boris is the kind of shambling buffoon who always leaves the lavatory with his shirt protruding through his fly AND with toilet paper trailing from the heal of his shoe.
Go back to panto Boris, where you belong: "he's behind you!"
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