Pump It Up!

I've always been led to believe that what a man gets up to in his own time behind closed doors is his own business.

Apparently, the Scots disagree, and have disturbed a Bicycle Sex Fiend to prove it.

There is no indication that the bicycle ever complained, but that's the Hibernian Puritans for you.

(Note: I like it that the BBC have helpfully provided a photograph of a bicycle to illustrate the point, although one assumes that this is not THE bicycle that had received the 'servicing'. Obviously, the molested bicycle would have appeared only in pixilated form).

Make a mental note: if the caretaker knocks on the door, DON'T IGNORE HIM, HE'S GOT KEYS!