As Jack Frost increases his savage grip upon the nation, I have to say that there is one particular issue that is being ignored by the British media.
Those that know me know that I like to start the day with a banana inside me, however, I'm concerned about the quality of the capital's supply!
Unfortunately, none of the grocers in my neighbourhood understand the need to keep their bananas indoors in the warm during the cold snap. Instead they're left out front where they cease to ripen, go green/grey and end up manky.
I haven't enjoyed a decent banana for weeks, but I haven't seen or heard a word about this in the media ANYWHERE.
Fortunately we have the internet, and the truth is now out there; so let's see some banana action!
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