The War on Terror took an ugly turn this week, as the streets of London's Soho were evacuated as the forces of good were sent in to investigate a mystery smell.
It transpires that those little yellow perishers at the Thai Cottage were plotting to concoct a "burned chilli dip", although our sources have yet to unveil the level of harm intended, or just how the evil-doers had planned to deploy this "condiment".
You thought smuggling water onto a plane at Heathrow was depraved: imagine what this could do within the confined space of an innocent airliner.
Be vigilant, and don't pay the "service charge" unless you know the proceeds will be distributed amongst the staff.
2 comments:
"Thai Food Mary". Wish I'd though of that. Yes, it's that bad.
Yeh, actually, I've carrying it around for years, just waiting for the chance to use it.
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