Word from the cabinet is that things are settling down, and that sterling work is being done to address the nation's pressing issues.
However, head boy, Osborne, has been complaining about the influx of other boys, and their behaviour in particular.
"This morning" he told us "some of the new boys said they had some special binoculars that could show us a vision of the New Britain"
"When I looked through them I couldn't see anything, and when I said so the others just sat there giggling like there was something funny about it. I told them they were just stupid and they all burst out laughing and ran off!"
When asked about the rings of black ink around his eyes, Osborne appeared to be perplexed, before running off towards the dormitories, cursing.
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