Saturday, June 19, 2010

Language!

I once worked at a reprographics site of corporate photocopier provider (whose name is the generic name for a photocopier), and worked with the most sweary man I ever worked with.

He was one of those fuckin' geazers who couldn't fuckin' get through a fuckin' sentence without fuckin' swearing.

One night, he came indoors after having a fag and, commenting on a recent delivery of printing consumables, announced: "There's a CUNTIN' load of paper aht there!"

Now that is professional swearing at its best.

I thought of him tonight when I heard an Irish cussing enthusiast at the bar regale his friends with tales of his recent trip to the far east, featuring "that fockin' cockroach in fockin' Koi Sumui!"

Fucking Ada, what a cocksucker!

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