Tuesday, March 29, 2011

To Hell In A HandCart!

OK everybody: there's a recession on!

Except in Northamptonshire, where they have nothing better to do than go round some old lady's house and measure the volume of a cat's purr.

OK, fair enough; if that's what you want to do with your life, let them get on with it, but witnesses inlcuded:

Daventry MP Chris Heaton-Harris, veterinary nurse Kaye James, Diana Johnson from Cats Protection, and British Airways captain Alisdair Tait.

A Member of Parliament and an Airline pilot attended a purring contest?

I'm sorry, but shouldn't they be elsewhere? You know: at work?

Maybe they're they are unemployed already? Possibly this is the future of unemployment?

I obviously know nothing anymore!

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