Friday, August 13, 2010

Baby Beavers!

As I awoke this morning with the steady drone of the Today programme, and it's blah, blah, Pakistan Floods, blah, blah, Double-Dip recession, blah, blah, Torture, blah...I suddenly heard the phrase "Baby Beavers"!

Yes !Baby Beavers! Born in Scotland for the first time since the Hibernians slaughtered them all 400 years ago. How can anyone not like the thought of Beaver Babies? You would to be some kind of drug-pushing paedo-sympathising terrorist, or Highland farmer, not to be heartened at the news of Baby Beavers!

However, don't get too carried away. A Beaver Kit is actually just a Baby Beaver, and not an opportunity to build your own Beaver. Apparently that's God's job.

So congratulations to Mr & Mrs Beaver, and good luck to your Baby Beavers

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