I believe that the following transaction took place at some point in last few days:
Fishmonger: Good Morning madam, how can I help?
Customer: Hello, do you have any particularly smelly fish please?
Fishmonger: Yes, but smelly cold, or smelly hot?
Customer: Oh, hot!
Fishmonger: I've got just the thing! Have a whiff of that!
Customer: Blimey! That's the one!
Fishmonger: Excellent. How do you intend to cook it?
Customer: In a microwave. I'm going to put it in a microwave at work!
Fishmonger: At work? Is that a good idea?
Customer: Oh, it'll be fine, it's open plan!
Fishmonger: Open plan? But surely...er,
Customer: Yes?
Fishmonger: Oh nothing. That'll be £3.50 please. Can I interest you in some Winkles?
I make this assumption, because a repeat offender has just GASSED out our floor YET AGAIN!
A disciplinary offence, surely?
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