I believe that the following transaction took place at some point in last few days:
Fishmonger:  Good Morning madam, how can I help?
Customer:  Hello, do you have any particularly smelly fish please?
Fishmonger:   Yes, but smelly cold, or smelly hot? 
Customer:  Oh, hot! 
Fishmonger:   I've got just the thing! Have a whiff of that! 
Customer:  Blimey! That's the one!
Fishmonger:   Excellent. How do you intend to cook it? 
Customer:  In a microwave. I'm going to put it in a microwave at work!
Fishmonger:   At work? Is that a good idea? 
Customer:  Oh, it'll be fine, it's open plan! 
Fishmonger:   Open plan? But surely...er, 
Customer:  Yes? 
Fishmonger:   Oh nothing. That'll be £3.50 please. Can I interest you in some Winkles? 
I make this assumption, because a repeat offender has just GASSED out our floor YET AGAIN!
A disciplinary offence, surely?
 
 
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