I answered the phone at work the other day, and was greeted by a salesman of my aquaintance who claimed to be asking my advice regarding a project he was carrying out with my organisation.
I innocently gave my advice, only to be interrupted down the line by the sound of his mobile phone ringing.
"I'm sorry," he apologised "can I just answer this?".
I consented, and heard the following:
"Hi, Tony! I'm on the land line, I'll phone back just as soon as I come off!"
Can you believe it? The dirty DIRTY little man was just using me as some kind of low-budget sex-line!
That's the last time I tell HIM what kind of underpants I'm wearing!
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