So the FA have decided to punish both Chelsea and Arsenal for the brawl during the Carling Cup Final, under the reasoning that neither club manage to keep control of their players.
How either club should maintain discipline amongst their teams whilst a game is in full throb was not explained; however, I think that it may be possible, and this is how:
Snipers
Yes, each side has a certified marksman in the dug-out, ready at a moments notice to take aim and fire at any player deemed 'out of control', not unlike a rogue elephant.
This would improve discipline, and do much to spice up a game that is fast becoming predictable and over-commercialised.
And does anyone really have sympathy for those 'hot-heads' who consistently act the cunt?
Shoot the fuckers. That'll give the stretcher bearers something to do!
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