Thanks to the vigilance of The Sun, bringing us not only news that the police will be seeing us IN THE NUDE, but it has also provided us with an illustration of what the illustrator at The Sun believes that celebrities will look like if viewed by said X-Ray Specs.
No doubt the chaps at the Home Office are cutting out the forms at the back of their comics, before sending off their five shilling postal orders, before the agonising two week wait before delivery.
Which reminds me of one of my favourite pieces of dialogue, from Mr Don & Mr George, as they stand by the front door having just sent away for something:
"How long will it take?"
"It says two weeks!"
"How long is that?"
"Fourteen sleeps!"
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