Alas, my perceived success at achieving a cloak of invisibility has been proved a disasterous failure.
Apparently, people have just been ignoring me.
Sadly, I didn't find out until a complete stranger walked in and said "why are you wearing that stupid cape, you wanker!"
And to think that it was remarks like that that drove me to my experiments in the first place.
I am now working on a "colleague-atomising death-ray".
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