Wednesday, September 01, 2010

Jackass: The Final Frontier












Adventurous? Money to burn? Possible mental health issues leading to rash decision making?

Why not let the Danes tie you to a chair at the top of a rocket and get blasted into space?

Yes, those crazy vikings are using the latest intercontinental ballistic missile technology, where there used to be a deadly warhead, they'll being putting YOUR HEAD!

Yes, your head will stick out of the end of the missile so that after you briefly witness to wonder of the universe, before you get to watch the Baltic Sea approach at terminal velocity!

Doesn't the EU have some sort of Social Services department to look into these things?

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