Thursday, January 04, 2007

Pants Off, It's Pravda!

If you're wondering what happened to Pravda, the Soviet's leading newspaper, it's alive and well, and has the mindset of a fourteen year old boy.

When not marvelling about Japanese innovations (like a car that detects drunkeness: I think it turns itself off and orders a taxi), Pravda is preoccupied with the size of penises, breasts and arses, and things people have done with them. Check out the "funny stories", they're full of it.

Nice to know that Britain has the longest measured penises, (although allegedly it also has the shortest, but what do they know).

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